What to do about this....?
Dear Fertile Moron,
Princess, I implore you...no, wait, that word's too big...
...please don't have unprotected sex with any of your boyfriends and possibly make babies. And FYI, putting Coca-Cola in your cooch will not prevent pregnancy; neither will "feeling good things there" while standing up. Please, just buy a Costco-sized jar of birth control pills and spare us all the agony of another you in the world. Because you are stupid. Your mom is right, you can "becomes like pregnant" from having "it," so listen to her on this one; and also you are stupid. I can't emphasize that last point enough.
Hugs and Kisses,
Raging Infertile Lady, PhD
P.S. Is "ride the bus with me" what the kids call it these days?
P.P.S. Is anyone else amazed that she busted out the word "conceiving" in that shitacular post? Alert Mensa tout de suite.
P.P.P.S. Her fertility is assumed. The universe works that way.