Prenatal yoga may as well be prenatal rugby. Shit is hard. I had my first class last night and was stunned at how difficult it is to perform any yoga poses with this growing belleh in the way. I mean, dude. Here are a few of my favorites, re-interpreted.
Oink-Moo: Because nothing looks more like a tasty side of beef or bacon-ready piggy than a dangling belleh swaying in the breeze. Comfortable, though.
Lump-Squat: Ironically, also called the child's pose. There is no way in hell to get all the way down to the ground with a belleh in the way. Fail.
Help-Me-Jesus: Also known as the pigeon pose, this one is just effing ridiculous. Tuck my leg under my belleh and then take my hands off the ground? Also called the "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"
Testing Newton: Obviously.