Thursday, July 15, 2010

Observe and Report


I find three things to be apparent from this ad:
  • This product is stupid. Diapers are to catch shit, not to make a fashion statement. FAIL. Put pants on your kid.
  • This kid is going to grow up to be a douchebag. I empirically know this because his parents are obviously douchebags to outfit him in this douchey diaper, and we all know that douchebaggery is heritable. Ergo, baby is on a path to douchebagdom. Sorry, kid; them's the brakes, genetically.
  • This ad seems to be narrated by none other than Triumph the Comic Insult Dog. WIN. (For me to poop on.)

4 comments:

bunny said...

I admit to not being able to bear listening to the ad, but what stands out when you just watch is how TOTALLY CREEPY it is.

ASP said...

That's just stupid and they're probably like a billion dollars more than regular diapers. That's a very nice post...for me to poop on.

Trinity said...

OMG, the Triumph thing is so true! HYSTERICAL! :)

We saw these the other weekend, and we just assumed they were directly marketed to the skanky redneck folks here. You know, the assholes who drive around with ginormous Confederate flags flapping from the back of their rusted out pick-up. 'Cause that's all these diapers are missing is a little emblazoned set of bars and stars. :/

lady pumpkin said...

Is this for real? Pretty fantastic. I only wish they made them in grown-up size...