Who's got two thumbs and has been bleeding and contracting off and on since last evening? *this girl*
I sped up my transition-shit-to-someone-else process for work (i.e., sent an email with a data dump and notified my clinical team of my replacement) and am now waiting for the OB nurse to call me back and tell me if this is A) just the famed "bloody show," and no thanks we don't need to see you you moronic first-timer or B) hmmm, and yes please come in so we can decide if you are having a baby today-ish. It's a full moon tomorrow, people. I'm just sayin'.
Update: Guess what? Normal! Probably the mucus plug (couldn't anyone think of a more pleasant name? like cervical hat, or baby cork, or ute stopper?). I swear to gawd I could call and tell them my teeth have all fallen out and I have stigmata and they would say, "yeah, that's common in late third trimester." Anyway, cramping and contractions continue off and on, so I am still hoping that the full moon will come in handy. The OB on call tomorrow delivered a friend of mine and I heard she is a total rock star -- sweet.