"A Tale of Two Titties."
"The Tell-Tale Tit."
"Tits of d'Urbervilles."
"The Fall of the House of Udder."
(But, wait! I've got a million of 'em!)
Three doses of antibiotics and extra-super-strength ibuprofen and my boob feels nearly normal again. I think it just needed a good feeling up by the doctor today, and the threat of a needle poke should the duct blockage prove to be an abscess. I was advised to clean my pump equipment as thoroughly as possible, considering the frequency at which it's used (and how the recent increase in use correlates with the onset of perpetual mastitis). So I guess that means no more letting the dog lick the breast shields or spit-shining the screw cap adapters. Perhaps I'll install an autoclave in the basement.