Sunday, May 1, 2011

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Who has two thumbs and a bleeding vagina? This girl. My first period in over 16 months started today. Ack. Also, boo.

Should I be scared that I could get pregnant again, now that Mother Nature has decided to reinstate the reproductive-oriented function of my erstwhile dormant ladybits?

HAHAHAHAHA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ha.
Thank you, The Onion. I like "falling to the Communists."

11 comments:

ASP said...

Welcome back to the Redside!

JB said...

Not on the list: "Cheering for the Crimson Tide."

bunny said...

Congratulations, Comrade. I look forward to you having several "oops" pregnancies in the coming year.

Trinity said...

Here's to softly-focused beach walks with Cap'n Bloodsnatch. My condolences on the bitch's return.

Have you noticed a decrease in Jackson's nursing? I know it's kind of selfish that I am dreading introducing solids because I don't want Arlo's nursing to decrease... because I am dreadin' mah puriod.

hope4joy said...

AH! the bitch is back ( singing in glitter and my best Elton John impression).

NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT!

Lisa said...

Also not on the list, "Massacre at the beef curtain" or my personal fave, "taking Carrie to the prom." Menstruation is so lame.

JB said...

Lisa -- nice!

Trin -- I haven't noticed a significant decrease in Jackson's nursing; he's dropped one nighttime feeding now that he sleeps longer stretches. But I'm otherwise nursing (and pumping) away all day every day, so I guess Mother Nature is just fucking with me. I don't feel like solid food has decreased Jackson's appetite for (destruction?) milk much....he will spread his feedings out a little after a solid meal but then cluster more later.

kmina said...

Sorry, hun.
Due to nursing, my hormones are messed up and I got two of them red mofos skeletons in March, 20 and 10 days apart. Sweet, innit? Hope your commies are treating you better.

finch said...

So not looking forward to climbing back up on the old cotton pony...

kmina said...

BTW, I nominated you for two awards. Go pick them up on my blog, when you have the time.

Roccie said...

Your tribal name is Dances with Cotton Wads.