Since I am insatiably hungry and yet also nauseous and constipated all the time, I had a sudden stroke of genius. If I need to eat like I have a second and third stomach, and also to eliminate this grazed-upon food, how about SALAD. Easy to believe I have a PhD, isn't it? Thank goodness my fondness for all things savory makes this genius plan possible. Balsamic vinaigrette, come to Butt-head. Because I am tired/exhausted/wiped/lazy, I asked KB to pick up a big bag o'salad that I am owning right now. I should be a sated, champion shitter in no time. And this will help immensely with my returning hemorrhoid (we'll call her Rose McGowan).