Thursday, June 28, 2012

The Most Important Thing You'll Read Today

How to prepare a birth plan.

Including this gem: "In the event of a Cesarean, please practice Western medicine."

And: "We will not be vaccinating our baby. Please vaccinate all other babies on this floor."

Also: "Please generally avoid procedures that are totally unnecessary or excruciatingly painful."

Word.

 

5 comments:

Trinity said...

Love this. :)

jenicini said...

bahhaha

Lisa said...

"What would Gwyneth do?" Love it.

bunny said...

Awesome! Be sure to send it to your baby shower friend...

kdactyl said...

This article cracked me up!!!!