My Family Car Decal

If we stuck one of those stick figure family decals on the back windows of our cars, we would do it right and it would look like this:

From left to right:

• Me, googling "diminished ovarian reserve"
• KB, delivering a fresh stericup of his quality seed
• Jackson, guitarring his toddler ass off
• Matthew, being a baby
• Katie the dog, being a dog (not pictured: pissing on rugs, stealing toddler's food)

And then the extended members of our family:

• Dr. W, our RE preparing to go elbows-up into my business
• Dr. S, our embryologist preparing to ICSI the hell out of some eggs
• Random unhelpful insurance asshole, being an asshole (should be a zombie; she's dead inside)
• UPS guy, delivering thousands of dollars of meds
• RE nurse, holding my positive beta results on TWO AWESOME OCCASIONS

 Truth.